Walk a mile in these shoes, and you’ll be ready for a drink.

Dram Sandal - Posted by Hammerstone's Whiskey Disks, makers of the world's best whiskey stones.Dram Sandal - Posted by Hammerstone's Whiskey Disks, makers of the world's best whiskey stones.

Reef Dram Sandal

We recently discovered the Reef Dram Sandal. It features a hidden flask in the heel. Now evidently, you have another option for smuggling your favorite moonshine into a sporting event or concert – provided it’s a warm weather event where open-toed shoes are appropriate. Seems to us that anywhere you’d be wearing flip-flops, you’d probably be alright with a drink in your hand. What we really need is a flask built into some church-goin’ shoes, now that would be handy.

Even funnier than the sandal itself are the Amazon product reviews. John Blackburn from DC complained that “it barely holds one shot” failing to recognize the meaning of the word dram. Was he expecting a wineskin? N. Lyons from Florida complained that he was highly suspect of the sandals because they didn’t disclose the fluid capacity (HELLO, IT’S A DRAM – DRAM SANDAL?) and was disappointed when he got them and realized that “he could never get buzzed off these”. Most people just complained about leakage. What we really want to know is, what happens if you step in something unsavory?

 

 

 

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2 Responses to “Walk a mile in these shoes, and you’ll be ready for a drink.”

  1. Marin
    July 19, 2011 at 1:24 pm #

    The same company makes one with a bottle opener in the bottom. I got a pair for my brother a couple of years ago. Infinitely practical for summer beer drinking, and possibly less ick factor.

  2. Dg
    July 25, 2011 at 5:19 pm #

    I see a lot of problems here, 1st, what if you step in something…

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